There was a young lady called Mandy,
Who used to drink barrels of shandy,
She was so full of gas
That they piped her at last
To the mains and then said: 'now that's handy.'
(Written Feb 1995)
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Johny man....this is awesome and funny....so funny...somebody helped me to help my self to not die because of laughing....WOW...fantastic write...fantastic penning....