Mechanical Things Always Include Directions On How To Use Them, Make Minor Repairs, Send Them Back To The Manufacturer For Repair Or Replacement. We Don'T Ever Read Those, Do We. Poem by elysabeth faslund

Ha! I'm proud to report that my lawnmower was transformed from a 'stupid hunk of junk that won't start' to a fully operable mulching machine earlier today - and by my own hand, this! ! Woo hoo! See... I discovered that those instruction books actually contain useful information. Who knew? ? ! LOL Cute write. (And yeh - it would have been perfectly relatable on any other day) Christine

Well, when the plane stops, when I'm on it, it best be on the ground....As to the rest of instructions that come with.........can never make head or sense of them, so it had better be up and ready to go, if not it's at the end of the driveway with the trash.....No man around so have to purchase fully assembled or hire tutor....It's all Greek to me.....except the plane, would put me in cardiac arrest.........good one lizbeth.........marci.xo

Pray for a strong headwind.....lift the nose and coast.

menstrual machinations of a womans pain full stop before you deplane heart stops nothing remains