VICTORIA GEORGE

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My New Caravan


I bought a nice car-a-van
From a seller who was on e-Bay
He seemed a very nice man
So I was happy to take it away

I towed it back home with some glee
And then thought that I heard a shout
So I opened it up with the key
And a family of gypsies came out

They robbed everyone in the street
Their litter was thrown every-where
The kids ran around in bare feet
Causing havoc - but just didn’t care

I thought up a good cunning plan
I waited till they were in bed
I then drove my new car-a-van
And tipped it right off Beachy Head!

copyright Victoria George

Submitted: Saturday, June 21, 2008
Edited: Wednesday, July 23, 2008

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