Nurse Betty, No, Not The Movie However It Is Fictional Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Betty Liechenstein was not doing a polka, *
But she dancing around the truth.
'Nurse Betty’ as my sister calls her was 'wannabe' nurse,
'Nurse Betty' did intramuscular injections,
Though she claimed to be a medical assistant to my sister.
So much the fact, she did create an award for herself,
And she asked the doctor which she worked for a presentation for him to rehearse.
All in all, she invited 41 people to attend her award from the
- Connecticut Nursing Association.
Alas and alack it pure fantasy on her part, an imagery realization.
There was no such thing as the CNA.
She gave herself the award by the end of the day.
This 56 year old, 'self-professed nurse', was named Alpha Dog of the Week by Stephen Colberton the Colbert Report.
Betty also stole the prescription pad of Dr. Weiss
-- and attempted prescribe Percocet to herself.
All in all,
-the State on Connecticut and surrounding states owe a lot to my sister and her office.
They found the evidence that should lock 'Nurse Betty' in jail for awhile,
After being convicted of her medical vice.

8-17-09


*Polka mein Schatz! Pol-ka mein Schatz! • Da, bleibt doch kein Liech-ten-stei-ner auf sei-nem Platz! ... Der alte Herr von Liechtensteiner, Ja! Ja! Ja! ...