Yes, I am the one who put the treacle in your socks
Who swapped your jelly babies with those little painted rocks
The one who put their hand up, to tell "Miss" I'd heard you swear.
The one who in the playground squished the chewing-gum in your hair.
The one who said that "Girls have bugs! " and threw all those mud pies
The one who filled your desk with worms and spit as a surprise.
The one who laughed the loudest, when you fell down on the stair
You girls are all so clueless, coz you can't see when we care!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Nursery Romance? Sounds like this kid is out of the nursery and in 4th grade. I'd go back and try again it I could! Great to read a new one by you Danny! Chuck