Once Upon A Time In The West and In The East Poem by Sylvia Frances Chan

Once Upon A Time In The West And In The East

There was a big louse
he lived in a big house
with a smaller louse
that house belongs to the lazy big louse

from which louse?
of the bigger louse
even if the house was big
the larger louse was still growing
it didn't stop growing
his house became too small

this house became too small for the big louse
he had to move to another bigger house
the smaller louse remained behind
he felt bereft
of the larger louse
why bereft?
yeah bereft since the bigger louse
had left the house

the larger louse must leave the house
because he could no longer move
in his own house

it was still a mystery
why the smaller louse became hysterical
since the bigger louse moved

once upon a time in the West

There was a big louse
he lived in a big house
now he must move to the East
since he had become a beast

the smaller louse was very sad
he lost his companion
he was not happy to live alone
even though he had got more place
he was not happy to roam alone
there was nothing to do
than to roam alone
in this big home

because his big companion
that big louse who had grown so fat
he had to move
the smaller louse became very very sad

he could nothing do
since that companion must go,
because he became too fat
the smaller louse became very very sad

now the bigger louse had moved to the East
since he had become a beast

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