Our Elton who art in fairyland
Mellow is thy name.
Turn thou an elegant eye
on our pumps of gold
and our many splended rings.
Give us each day
our frilled jabots
our curled wigs
and metrosexual smiles.
Forgive those insensitive clods
who deny the allure
of our taffeta tails
and black patent shoes
as we forgive them
their t-shirts and tackies.
Lead all those who jeer
to the Valentine Express
and deliver them safely
to the Palance of Love....
For thine is the Queendom
of flower-power and glory
for ever and ever.
Ah...Men!
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