Picture Perfect Mommies Poem by Patti Masterman

Picture perfect mommies
It is often said,
Never can reach motherhood;
To perfection, they are wed.

Picture perfect mommies
Never eat too much,
They count calories faithfully
So food won't be a crutch.

Picture perfect mommies
Work out every day;
No mold on them is growing,
They're lithesome and so fey.

Picture perfect mommies
Are sterile as they can be;
There's not enough fat left there
To nourish babies, see.

Picture perfect mommies
Repose in perfect beds
Along the paths of graveyards,
For every one is dead.