One day Pooh Bear said to Tigger
Why don’t we open an account on eBay?
Our funds will soon get much bigger
And we’ll have hunney to eat every day
Their eBay address was: it-tickles
They started to sell that same day
They sold some nice home made pickles
But Marmite - they couldn’t give it away!
It was all going well and they started
To have lots of money to spend
But a fool and his dough are soon parted
They decided to bring in a friend
Eeyore joined them on eBay
To give them financial advice
He thought their stuff was a give-away
And they really should bump up the price
The buyers stopped paying their money
And Pooh and his friends were in debt
“There go our dreams of our hunney
We’re back to marmite and bread”
copyright Victoria George
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem