'Around the rock I ran, ' I said
and practiced all my R's.
'Sweeet sister Sally seems so sad',
I lisped, though I tried hard.
3 years straight in speech class
and I practiced day and night,
but my teachers all gave up on me
when I just couldn't say it right!
'Can I 'pleath' have an 'iceth' cream cone'?
I would always 'thay'.
'What the hell are you talking about! '
the ice cream man would rave! .
So now when I meet a girl I like
I already know my fate,
when I look into her eyes and say
'can I 'pleath' have a date? '
Fun little poem. Whose cruel idea was it to come up with the word 'lisp'? ! Liked Scarlett's comment! -chuck
Unleth, of corth, the replies, 'Yeth! ' Then you are thet for life! !
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Ice cream men are just perverts anyway. What did he know? (smile)