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Dorothy Parker
(August 22, 1893 – June 7, 1967 / New Jersey)
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  Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.


Dorothy Parker

Submitted Date Friday, January 03, 2003



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Sasha Julia (9/11/2011 9:45:00 PM)
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This poem is darkly funny. It's a little strange...how it makes me feel depressed and smile at the same time.
An amazing poem that puts a new twist on suicide.
Cynthia Buhain-Baello (6/26/2009 10:05:00 PM)
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I read this poem when I was fourteen and I have memorized it by heart. The rhyme, the rhythm, the content all are good example of poetic genius. There is less prolixity and verbal maze, and her poems are simple, easy to read, and enjoyable.
Kayla Mason (10/28/2008 4:28:00 PM)
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I love this poem... it introduces a whole new twist on suicide!
kyle. (6/26/2008 1:27:00 AM)
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my favorite poem...
ever.
Amanda Del Sontro (1/4/2008 10:20:00 PM)
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This poem is... Well, sadly hilarious. Suicide is an escape, but this questions if it is worth the time and effort. It's a nice little poke at the real thought it takes to force death.

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