Skeptic's Haiku Poem by George Hunter

Reason is the foe
Of all major religions
Thinking not allowed.

Where did Noah get
The penguins and polar bears
Hard to believe myth.

Hey, you cannibals
Drink the blood and eat the flesh
Holy Communion.

Climate change is true
Ice melting, oceans rising
It's global warming.

Don't blame it on God
Imagination rampant
It is all your fault.

Answer me this one
Did Adam have a navel?
Quite interesting.

If God is so great
Why does he allow evil?
Think about it now.