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John F. McCullagh

Rookie - 778 Points (09/28/1954 / Flushing)

The Affordable Pet Act


Pet Meds are expensive!
Chuck Schumer says it's so!
So He'll co-sponsor legislation
To make sure costs are low.
If kitty needs some birth control
before her nightly prowl,
the taxpayers will gladly pay.
If not then Chuck will scowl.
Why shouldn't people without pets
Pay for those who do?
He'll make them pay for strays as well-
It's a Democrat's World view.
You may think the world has gone to hell
as our border teems with trash.
The Ukraine is on fire.
Jews are fighting with Hamas.
Yet none of these disasters
has made Chuck's passion burn.
Even Vets who fought our wars
are not Chuck's main concern.
It's Vets, who deal with cats and dogs.
It's far too much they earn.
Why is this his main concern?
Why does he want it passed?
Because it deals with animal rights
And he's a horse's a**

Submitted: Monday, July 21, 2014
Edited: Monday, July 21, 2014

Topic of this poem: politics


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New York Senator Chuck Schumer is co sponsoring legislation to Federally regulate Pet prescriptions.

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