The Devil's Advocate Poem by Robert R. Railey

The Devil's Advocate

At times, he can be as argumentative and stubborn as an Arkansas mule and he's always looking for a good fight; but the problem is, he almost never gets the facts straight
And even when he's faced with indisputable evidence to the contrary, he simply retreats from his previous stance but then states that he still believes that his arguments are saner than most
Though as a rule, his views on a variety of topics aren't even close to being factual, and that's probably why he prefers to call them parables; but as he's prone to say, even if his beliefs can't be proved to be accurate they should still be accepted as gospel