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David McLansky

Rookie - 438 Points (5/24/1944 / New York City)

The Importance of Wearing a Raincoat


As you grab your shaft of steel
And hang above her blubber
Remember how bad your shaft can feel
Unless you wear a rubber;

That steamy jungle of warm delights
Spread before you on the floor
Contains a realm of poisonous night
That healthy cocks abhor.

Bacteria can invade your shaft
Through your unprotected tip
And multiply and leave a rash
Or a deadly, milky drip.

It can do such harm, leave you sterilized.
Kill the generation still to come
Insanity can metastasize,
It can blunt your will to cum.

So unpack your sheath of grey latex
And roll it down your dick
Remember when having heated sex,
Quick pleasures can leave you sick.

And women should take responsibilty
Of equal safety measure,
A child born with syphillis:
Is a high price for careless pleasure.

Submitted: Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Edited: Tuesday, June 25, 2013

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