It's been a while since I called 696-Kids
I call because I hate you, not something you did
At the dop of a dime, I cause your world to spin
I love this game because I always win
Its time now for another surprise
Time to wreak havoc again, the courts will oblige
I'll Say ' She's got a gun, she's at my door! '
The police will serve her a warrant to appear in court
Now for her daughter, I 'll turn up the heat
Hello 696-Kids? ' Her kids are alone with no food to eat! '
This is so much fun, I'm in a state of bliss
With the law on my side, I can't miss!
Mrs. Jones, this is Juvenile Court!
We have a complaint that you beat your kids for sport!
We were told you sell drugs and you're on crack!
I'm afraid you'll have to prove contrary to that!
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