Joe Rosochacki


Toot-Toot-Tootsie Good Bye (Well toot toot Tootsie goodbye toot toot Tootsie don't cry)


Been to Taco Bell or Taco Bueno lately for Super Bean Burrito?
Been lactose intolerant lately?
You forgot your Beano?
Do have the urge to pass a gaseous nebula from your (inner) space?
Do you feel like east Texas’s Natural Gas Supplier?

Never fear for recorded music is here.
You don’t have to hide your toots out of fear.
You can be in your library,
on your throne,
Listening to some better,
more harmonious music.

Get Toilet Tunes.

It’s kind of like MUZAK for your butt,
As you prepare sit down on your Koehler C3-200 heated seat,
You lift up seat the music turns on,
Vice-versa,

(After you’re done, you can select to tear your tissue away from the iCarta + toilet paper holder)

Latin, Jazz, Modern, Waves and Stream,
Talking about 'live-streaming' you guys,
you have to lift the lid totally up,
You may short the system out,
All of this for a minimal cost.
It costs $29.95 plus $9.95 for handling and shipping,
Making it about ten cents shy of 'farty' dollars.

(2-18-2008)

Submitted: Monday, May 11, 2009

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