Top 10 Things To Say To Get Out Of Holiday Sex You Don'T Want Poem by Ramona Thompson

Enjoy and happy holidays, everyone!

1. Sorry but I only sleep with wise men not fools.

2. No thanks. I've already had my bells jingled this year.

3. Ugh! No way! I'd rather drown in a Winter Wonderland.

4. No thanks. I already gave to the needy this holiday.

5. If you ain't giving me a any bling then you don't get to make my Christmas orgasm scream.

6. If you candy cane ain't more then 9 inches then babe I ain't interested in licking it.

7. I only like my stockings stuffed by hot guys and you babe just ain't that hot. Sorry.

8. Go jingle your own bells, you perv!

9. Sorry babe, but you've been too good to be on my naughty list this year.

10. Sorry hon. I play for the other team. I don't lick guys chestnuts by an open fire.