Why Republican's Dislike Women Poem by James McLain

I was listening to NPR yesterday,
they were discussing the women's issues and the GOP.
The GOP is working hard to put more women in Congress.
Just not you.
As it stands now, here it is.
There are currently 78 women in the House of Representatives.
And only of these 19 of them are Republican.

These 19 seem to have sex yet hate the word.
Many will have lots of children we can't afford.
They grow up and will not admittedly say they like sex.
This is the way to fire and brimstone to the point.
Many even now feel obvious fluctuations in their own bodies,
by hearing words like moist, wet down there,
birth control issues and green moss, through the bush grows a tree,
I say I don't hate gays but gravy and biscuits I do.

Yet the most vocal are,
the first not the last to say show me how to put some one
innocent to death in the good book it says.
We have a saying in Texas.
If they can't be squeezed out in a pipe they will fit in a box.
The good never were born, your to late heres my wife,
tonight's not the time but she will.

Remember the Alamo, Betty Crocker ate here, James Bowie my life
started there.
Through it all the short trials if you can't feel in your heart go away.
Liberal in life, conservative in death, a woman in office can choose.