Why You So Upset? Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

What's a toe without a toenail?

'What's a what without a who? '

A TOE!
What is it without a toenail.
Geessshhh.
And you've got a Master's Degree.
Where did you find it?

'A toe without a toenail is one less toe to pick! '

Who told you that?

'That's obvious.'

To who?
That's one of the reasons why,
I don't like talking to you.
You take things too seriously.
I aint got time for this.

'Why you so upset? '

Like I said...
I aint got no time for this!