Wishful Thinking # 7110 Poem by Barry Van Allen

I was going to be a pro baseball player,
- - besides not being good enough,
- - I also couldn't spit enough,
but, the crotch-grabbing part - - -
it is sad to say, I got!

So, I am going to be an English teacher,
I can't wait to learn the language,
and bring it to America!

I hope to be advanced enough someday,
to bring it to the British people!