John F. McCullagh

Rookie - 808 Points (09/28/1954 / Flushing)

Zeus and Company


Duck Dynasty has been replaced
by the folks at “A” & “E”.
we’re “GLAAD” to hear they lost their spot
to Zeus and company.
It’s felt the morals of Zeus ‘clan
Reflect the zeitgeist better.
Zeus is fond of little boys,
Swans, and shapely heifers.
Hera, his wife, of all her kids,
loves Artemis the most.
Apollo and Athena
Leave no room for the “Holy ghost”
Dionysus will do well
while hawking wine and beer.
Though Polyphemus freaks me out
Fans say he is a dear.
So tune in for the Sausage fest
And watch the hunt for beaver.
The role of Ganymede has been cast-
He’s played by Justin Bieber.

Submitted: Sunday, December 22, 2013
Edited: Monday, December 23, 2013

Do you like this poem?
0 person liked.
0 person did not like.

Read this poem in other languages

This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.

I would like to translate this poem »

word flags

What do you think this poem is about?

Poet's Notes about The Poem

Just having a little fun with the Phil Robertson tempest in a teapot

Comments about this poem (Zeus and Company by John F. McCullagh )

Enter the verification code :

There is no comment submitted by members..

Trending Poets

Trending Poems

  1. As I Grew Older, Langston Hughes
  2. The Road Not Taken, Robert Frost
  3. Fire and Ice, Robert Frost
  4. Still I Rise, Maya Angelou
  5. Annabel Lee, Edgar Allan Poe
  6. Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, Dylan Thomas
  7. Invictus, William Ernest Henley
  8. A Moment Of Happiness, Mewlana Jalaluddin Rumi
  9. If You Forget Me, Pablo Neruda
  10. Inspiration, Henry David Thoreau

Poem of the Day

poet Henry David Thoreau

Whate'er we leave to God, God does,
And blesses us;
The work we choose should be our own,
God leaves alone.

If with light head erect I sing,
...... Read complete »

   

Member Poem

New Poems

  1. what is left, Mandolyn ...
  2. Watching Ideas Pop, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  3. Some Men's Deaths, Randy McClave
  4. Moments Don't Exist, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
  5. She looks nice, Nassy Fesharaki
  6. My Frozen Breeze!, rajendran muthiah
  7. ZZ Your Wish Is Granted, Saiom Shriver
  8. There Is No Good In Goodbye, Casarah Nance
  9. the old tatered guilt, Clara Keiper
  10. Going Ahead, RoseAnn V. Shawiak
[Hata Bildir]