John F. McCullagh

(09/28/1954 / Flushing)

Zeus and Company


Duck Dynasty has been replaced
by the folks at “A” & “E”.
we’re “GLAAD” to hear they lost their spot
to Zeus and company.
It’s felt the morals of Zeus ‘clan
Reflect the zeitgeist better.
Zeus is fond of little boys,
Swans, and shapely heifers.
Hera, his wife, of all her kids,
loves Artemis the most.
Apollo and Athena
Leave no room for the “Holy ghost”
Dionysus will do well
while hawking wine and beer.
Though Polyphemus freaks me out
Fans say he is a dear.
So tune in for the Sausage fest
And watch the hunt for beaver.
The role of Ganymede has been cast-
He’s played by Justin Bieber.

Submitted: Sunday, December 22, 2013
Edited: Monday, December 23, 2013

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Just having a little fun with the Phil Robertson tempest in a teapot

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