I once took a trip to Milwaukee
Hoping to drink some beer
But it was the wrong time of the year
'Cause all that I saw was ice and snow
All the way up to my rear.
I saw my mistake and made a hasty correction
Turned my car around and
Went in the other direction.
Then I motored down to Old Mexico
And had me a cool Margarita
Served to me by a busty barmaid
Who said that her name was Conchita
As she sat down the glass
I made a quick pass
And patted her once on that beautiful ass.
She said, 'I'm from the Bronx, Mister.
If you do that again I'll give you a blister
Or maybe a fat lip,
That is, of course,
Unless you leave me a generous tip.
They say that
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses
But men often pat asses
Of girls that serve glasses.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
A funny one! Thanks! I needed a laugh.