Treasure Island

William Punter


Crazy Crack Christmas


Jingle bells,
Bingle jells,
Santa Claus on crack,
He comes down the chimney again
To take the presents back.

Santa eats Christmas cake
With his crazy face,
Rudolph defecated on the garden,
What a crazy place!

Cruisin' around on his Christmas sleigh,
Playing some 50 Cent!
Santa's got to steal all the presents
So he can pay the rent.

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Let's all have a mince pie,
For Santa's Crazy Crack Christmas
Is now going by.

Submitted: Wednesday, November 06, 2013

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