Grease Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word, Is The Word…. Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Grease is the word, is the word that you heard
It's got groove it's got meaning
Grease is the time, is the place is the motion
Grease is the way we are feeling.....

Well the fuel prices are really fueling
this one.
Better hold those French Fries tight and squeeze them right,
Before the perpetrators get them,
-the cold case of the hot grease is not over yet,
Beep-Beep- Beep-Beep-It’s not done.
Bio-diesel makers have engineered a new phenomenon,
The theft of used grease that was used by dives,
Restaurants, fast food places, from the neighborhood bar to
KFC,
Applebee’s,
From Burger King to Whataburger,
Outback Steak House,
(Eat the Bloomin’ Onion by yourself for fortnight and hope you survive) .
Soybean Oil,
Corn Oil,
Vegetable Oil,
Canola Oil,
They are the foundations Bio-diesel, they are not remnants of peat and dinosaurs,
They are not found in the Middle-East.
Henry Ford was experimenting with soy a hundred years ago,
To bad he would be in cahoots to the oil giants such as Rockefeller and Getty.
To bad the greening of crime will make the food establishments see red,
Because the food places sell their used grease to companies.
This is liable to have you pay more for French Fries.
The ‘take-aways’ (carry outs) in the UK are soggy with grease,
From the blood-puddin’ to the Fish and Chips,
One order of these awfully soggy with grease items,
To be put in a newspaper as a wrap,
I can remember so vividly,
my thoughts never cease.
So BP is not going to be in danger until the grease mongers show up on the radar blips.

(5-21-08)