I’m Alone At Home! Part 2. Poem by Konstantin Ananin

And what’s now? Yes! ! ! Some ice
Will make all extremely nice!
It’ll be scattered in the street,
And I’ll see that madam slip!
Damn! Impossible! I wonder
Why I hear no thunder!
Ha! At least she started yelling!
What a curse! I need its spelling.
Madam! Please! Say it again!
Did you hear it in Spain!
Thank you, madam! You’re kind!
Can I help you? I don’t mind.
If you call my dad, he’ll come
With his jack, his real chum.
If I tell you in a few
Any hippo like you
Can be lifted by one man
And a jack… Ha-ha! Again!
But this curse seems too inane.
Do you want he’ll bring a crane?
Yes, a crane will be all right.
What would happen if I died?
Who would help you in that case?
Oh, madam! What a gaze!
Your time’s up! I wanna lunch.
If you want, I’ll bring some punch…