In My Birthday Suit Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

I want to sleep with a peace slept...
Kept in the Land of Oz.

And if I choose to step on yellow bricks,
As rainbows glisten in blue skies...
My shoes will gleam as if spit shinned.

I want to sleep with a peace slept...
That is kept in the Land of Oz.
And snack on Cheddar Cheese,
As I drink a glass of homemade peppermint...
And sweetened iced tea.

And...
If I should travel to Milwaukee,
There I'd do a hula.
Assisted by musicians imported from Hawaii.
And not give a hoot...
To do the hula in my birthday suit!
And that's...
How free I be!

'Ahs free! '

~This is pointless.~

'I said I was FREE!
Not HORNY! '