Ode To Tmz Poem by Joe Rosochacki

OJ, Britney, Paris, Lohan
Among the troubles in number
Iraq, Jena, Iran, Pakistan
Who is more important?
15 minutes times ten to tenth power
And did not mean that
Ritchie, Miss South Carolina, Caitlin Upton, who struck out
At the bat,48 seconds of strikes
TMZ you will broadcast your wares
Soon to be in September
Across million of light-years in space
Only to have ET’s (not entertainment tonight)
Wondering what kind of intelligence is out there.

9-22-07