The Bath Thief Poem by Chuck Audette
The Bath Thief
I don't care
people stare
and really want to laugh
a mystery
but just me
found in their hot bath
every week
I somehow sneak
into a nice full tub
it's not legit
I should quit
but this addiction I can't scrub
A hot bath thief
I find relief
don't wanna cause no trouble
but since you're here
would you care
to add a few more bubbles?
I have my faults:
(love epsom salts,
splash water on the rug)
but my flaws
are still no cause
for you to pull the plug
nope, can't stay
a clean get-away
the cops think I'm damn lucky
it's funny, but all
that folks recall
is my rubber ducky
and then one night
ooh, candlelight!
wine and some jazzy tunes
when what appears
but a giant rear
and over me it looms
I was trapped
you think it apt
at the bottom I near drownded?
twas a horrible fact
please make no cracks
on how I was surrounded
since that scare
this truth I bare
I've not much muscle power
so now on
baths are foregone
I'll see you in the shower!
So you're not so squeaky clean after all? Another hilarious write from the master of wordplay. Overflowing with originality and humour - love it Chuck! Justine x
LOL...So that's what you do at three in the morning when feedining a tiny person! ! LOL... Where do you get these wonderful ideas for poems? ! Terrific write! Hugs, Dee
Rub a dub-dub poor Chuck's in the tub His face screams blue murder it's a butt-cheek disturber! I must say, this epic rather drained me. (Just loved the 'drownDED' part.) Danny
Loved it Chuck - thanks for the tip - yours always bring a huge laugh - isn't that the best poetry in the world. Cheers
Chuck, you've got a dirty mind... but you always manage to keep the poetry clean. This is among your very best! !
Wat'er way to GO, Chuck! ! ! ! ! Maybe that rear was big enough to displace most of the volume? ! Really, reallllly hope there were no bubbles during that invasion... Shower away! Thanks for the heehee's, dear pal! ! ! Est : ]]]
It's a lovely addiction though, isn't it! Somehow a shower is a poor substitute. I hope you are soaking this up, as I am agreeing with you, so you have at least one devotee, and that's a fact. Thoroughly quenched my thirst, this one. Love and hugs Ernestine XXX
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Word Master...No Cracks at all here. With love....the Giant Rear! !