Geetha Jayakumar

(Kerala Palakkad)

Tips.....Funny!


Healthy tip...
One dose of laughter
Three times a day
Keep you away from
Million dollar diseases.
But
Continuously Laughing
Without break
Make a way to doctor too.

Eating salads will
Keep you away from doctor
But
Today it may
Safely land you in coffin too.

Beautician will
Make you look beautiful
People will look at you
But
Will not smile
Until you wear a smile.

Walking hand in hand at
The sea shore with
A girl friend
Is fantastic
But
At the same time
Seeing your wife with her boyfriend
Is difficult to digest.

Truth is a bitter pill
To swallow.
You love your wife
As well others wife too!
Don't keep your legs
On two different boats
Both will move in opposite
And you will fall midway in sea
Either Swallowing fishes or
Crocodile swallowing you.

So many products are
Advertised
To choose which one to use
Is difficult
Entire life will
Go away in choosing
one by one.

Watching a.T.V. news is good one
But at the same reading those flash news
which appears below the news
Is enough to confuse one!

Tips are so many tat it will never end
But life will end following them.

Submitted: Thursday, June 27, 2013
Edited: Saturday, June 29, 2013
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