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My beloved grandmother
once told me that masturbation
would lead to hairy palms,
blindness, slow urination
and become a substitute for true
affection....
Eventually she was right.

2009 TS

Ted Sheridan

Thursday, January 29, 2009

poem poems Blindness Grandmother

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~ Jon London ~ 10 February 2009

Hi ted, very good piece, you wouldn't happen to have a version in raised dots would you Jon

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Bradley Little 08 February 2009

this poem made me laugh i realy liked it

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Denvor Fernandez 07 February 2009

I think she is wrong.

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d arm 06 February 2009

i love the conrtast in words beloved and mastrubation- very funny!

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Eddie Roa 01 February 2009

At my age, I can relate with that. From the mouth of babes...Enjoyable reading

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