Alan Ingres Biography

Here comes Pretty Pat,
who hates dirty rat.
She made a cunnin' trap,
but she found stinky crap.
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Do you know Alice's prayer?
She wants to be a dragon slayer!
No way! she's like a tiny doll.
Only a breeze could make her fall.
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Lolita, you're so cute!
I'm glad to hear you play the flute.
One more song, my lovely bird,
And let my weary soul be stirred.
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Fay walks down the street,
She's like a cop on her beat.
Looking for her today's game,
Everybody runs and remains only a lame.
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Kate O Brandford
Swings her favorite sword.
Nobody can talk to her
Till she drinks all her beer.
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