There once was a grump named Trump.
I wouldn't say he was a schlump;
he really was more of a lump (as in, something malignant) .
Now, this Trump was rather plump;
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Trumpty-Dumpty sat on his wall,
Trumpty-Dumpty had a big fall.
All his GOP henchmen and all the Alt-Right,
Couldn't save him from his own blight.
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