Beryl Dov the Smartass Rabbi, Poet Laureate of the Internet, satirist, artist, Rabbi, stand-up comic, Love and Creativity Guru is the world's most prolific online poet and preeminent epigram writer, having written 8000 poems,4000 epigrams and couplets. He's received 18 million page views in only 2 years and averages 29,000 page views/day.
He holds Masters Degrees in Dramatic Literature and in Philosophy; he's been awarded the Man Hooker Prize and ECHO Award. Bery Dov's lived in Manhattan, New York; Montreal, Quebec; Austin, Texas; and Santa Fe, New Mexico. Beryl Dov now scribbles in Ubud, Bali (until the natives figure out WTF he's up to) . He's married to the Javanese Queen of Gombong, the love of his life.
POET'S CREDO
Write poetry like there's nobody reading,
Love poetry like nothing else matters,
Read another man's poetry as if
it was written only for you,
And live poetry like it's heaven on earth.
All the rest, my readers, is a footnote.
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Don't let love, sex or school interfere with your education.
Education
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Success is created from an excess of everything except modesty.
Success
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Volunteer for breast cancer fundraiser
Wine-and-chats with the ladies
Snort coke
Practice Wild Thing Camatkarasana pose
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Childhood's magic is saying, 'Do you want to be friends? '
Childhood
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