William Robertson Russell Bennett DCM MM, better known as Billy Bennett, (1887 – June 30, 1942) was a British comedian who specialised in parodies of dramatic monologues and was billed as almost a gentleman.
Bennett's father, John Bennett, was the partner of Robert Martell in a music hall slapstick comedy act but Glasgow-born Billy chose not to follow him immediately onto the stage, instead enlisting in the army. After a brief start as a comedian, Bennett re-enlisted at the start of World War I, enjoying a distinguished career in the 16th Lancers and winning the Distinguished Conduct Medal, Military Medal and the Belgian Croix de guerre.
Only in 1919 did he begin his stage career in earnest, appearing with Mark Lupino and in Fred Karno's army. Bennett's favourite act was to mock and parody the dramatic monologues of the turn of the century. Perhaps best known is The Green Tie on the Little Yellow Dog, his take on The Green Eye of the Yellow God. As of 1930, he adapted his act to radio, appearing with James Carew and Albert Whelan. He appeared with Whelan on stage as the black-faced cross-talkers Alexander and Mose. Bennett gave his final performance in Blackpool, just a few weeks before his death.
A bunch of the boys were whooping it up
In the Malamute Saloon;
An American guy from Peckham Rye
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Three cheers for the postman, the jolly old postman,
With letters for Smith, Brown and Kelly,
A load in his sack, a hump on his back,
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Nell was a collier's daughter,
innocent, sweet seventeen.
Shall I tell you the story of Nellie?
Yes, tell us it, Bill, if it's clean.
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There's a little sallow idle man lives north of Waterloo,
And he owns the toughest music hall in town.
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Give me the life of a huntsman,
It wants a lot of beating...
I know, I've served my apprenticeship
With that famous hunter, ' Keating.'
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