Dan Campbell

I wish that I could grow a beard
But I can't and I find it quite weird
That there's hair on my legs
And the top of my head
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I find it quite hard to distinguish
In this concept I cannot relinquish
When I'm in such a hurry
To scoff down my curry
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Most cakes are really delicious
But many are not that nutricious
I like icing and cream
Fruit jam is a dream
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I have a small bag made of leather
It's with me whatever the weather
My wife says it's girly
Which makes me quite surly
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I have a young sister called Mary
Her head is incredibly hairy
She needs a good chop
On her bouffant up top
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