The boa can constrict so tight;
I mean, look at what he's doing to my arm!
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You have the audacity to say that?
You're brave son, but not that brave;
Recklessness will get you nowhere.
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Accordion is an interesting fellow,
For he likes to keep all sorts of paces,
But he sounds good all by himself.
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That's a beautiful ornament you have there.
Is it of any value?
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Thank you for apprising me, dear sir,
I commend you for it greatly.
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This is the poem where
Slime time
Seems like an endtime.
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Sitting on the couch all day,
Refusing to do any work like a truant,
Checking out his Facebook page,
Updating his status every hour,
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I know this sounds crazy,
But you have to believe me;
It's true.
I am missing you all the time.
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