Kalikiano Kalei Biography

Temporarily resident on this planet, the Galactic Survey Team I arrived with having inadvertently departed without me after I was waylaid in Dublin against my will (Ireland) by a gang of Liffey toughs, fresh from tavern, who mistook me for a fookin' idjit tourist. Until the Mother Ship returns again, I maintain myself by writing about the erstwhile indigenous 'highest-evolved sentient lifeforms' on this planetary outrider of the System Sol under various pseudonyms. Unlike my Irish confrere Brenden Kennelly, I am not a former lecturer at Trinity College (in Dublin) although back on my home planet I was acknowledged to be an anomaly unto myself and was once nominated by an Earth friend as a candidate for the Ignoble Prize (not to be confused with the Ig Nobel Prize) in Coruscated Confuscations!