Ken Landsman Poems

"The border needs to be secured
Those Mexican beans we'll make them jump,
They take our jobs, they're uninsured, "
So says the vitriolic Trump.
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Hope springs eternal in the human breast
So says the great Alexander Pope
But when it comes to reproductive rights,
Nothing has changed; the Pope says nope
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Oh no, don't tell me, it's much too soon
Is it really football season?
The only time that I might watch is
When the weather's freezin'
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He saw him pull the trigger but he tactfully turned his head
"He got what he deserved, " is what his partner grimly said.
"Right on, " he yelled, then two thumbs up, to finish the retort,
"But now back to the station, and make up that damn report."
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The NFL is doing well
according to Commish Goodell.
But Roger has some things to sell,
he may be lying, we can't tell.
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Bradley Cooper was really super
He made Americans very proud
He played Chris Kyle with grace and style
The audience was truly wowed
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