It's no disgrace t' be poor, but it might as well be.
All th' world loves a good loser.
Makin' a long stay short is a great aid t' popularity.
Th' only way t' entertain some folks is t' listen t' 'em.
Classic music is th' kind that we keep thinkin'll turn into a tune.
When a fellow says, it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.