A Bad Poem For Sevrin On His Supposed Birthday Poem by Kalikiano Kalei

There's a rumor going ‘round

On this lovely Autumn day,

That our august comrade Sevrin

Began his life today.

But I know for earnest certain

It's largely all a sham,

For Sevrin wasn't ever born,

And doesn't give a damn.

So, what exactly did transpire,

Back then those many years?

What is the origin of Sevrin's life?

The truth that many fear?

It's simply this and plain enuff,

He magically appeared

Right out of Buddha's navel,

Now, isn't that just weird? !