Almond Shaming Poem by Alexandra Motschmann

They are delicious
Thanks nature for this fruit
We are almost voracious
And enjoy them intuit

We make Marzipan
With honey for the winter time
In a cake-pan
Yum yum very tasty

Your creator a beautiful tree
widely ramified
awesome and gluten-free
seriously great

You need lots of water to grow
Nothing unusual to say
For this gift you virtually bestow
So why blaming you

Normally you find the right place
Where you want to be raised
But as you know the human race
Show you where to stay