An Aphrodisiac Poem by Louise Tredoux

Kahlua liqueur – the perfect aphrodisiac, I
discovered it on New Year’s Day, as soon
as I tasted it, I wanted to be Rudi’s mistress,
couldn’t wait for his friends to depart, then
took him to the bath, gave him a full body
massage, then practiced the Kama Sutra
on him – he was so well pleased, forgot his
respectable wife, just loving me, the things
he did – he seemed hungry – Rudi can forget
about the old Louise, she has been replaced
by me… The next day I couldn’t get up, it was
worth my while, I just needed bed-rest and
got new respect for ladies who practiced
a certain trade…