Ass.....Umptions - Poem by Jason Bass
She whispered 'will it hurt me? '
'Of course not' answered me
'It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me.' She said 'I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
...My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore.' It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been my size. 'Calm yourself' i whispered
'My face filled with a grin
'Try and open wider
So I can get it in.' 'It's coming now' i whispered
'I know' she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said 'I am glad I'ts you did this.' And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out. She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said 'I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while.' You the only guy that i know can get a splinter out in style! ! ! To all you pervy red face Hummers! ! ! who thought that Mr Bass, had took it upon himself to bugger someones ass, Have a word with your dirty mind! ! Then get a grasp dont make assumptions till you have heard all the facts...
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