Bed Of Roses Poem by David Lewis Paget

If life was a bed of roses, then
My neighbour would fit the bill,
He'd built him a twelve room mansion
Next to me, on top of the hill,
It made my cottage look down at heel
Til I grew a hawthorn hedge,
So nobody could look down on me
Though he did, from up on a ledge.

His name was Jeremy Harmon, and
His wife was Amanda Cale,
I'd played with him in the schoolyard, though
He'd won him a place at Yale,
He'd spent his life in America
Though he'd come back home to wed,
And stole the only woman I loved
From our own pre-bridal bed.

She'd fallen hard for his Ivy League
And his Yves St. Laurent suits,
His rented Aston Martin, and
His R.M. Williams boots.
He'd made a pile and he flaunted it
Before heading back to the States,
Taking Amanda Cale with him,
I got her note too late.

‘I'm sorry John, and I know it's wrong
But he swept me off my feet,
We're going to live in Chicago, where
He said that life's a treat.
We'll live in a condominium
And he promised me a maid,
Oh don't be sad, for I'm rather glad,
Just think of the love we made.'

And that was the last I heard of them
For almost twenty years,
The name of Jeremy Harmon passed
My lips, as a sort of curse,
I just got on with my life, but brought
No woman to my bed,
My head was full of Amanda Cale
And her betrayal, instead.

They turned up totally unexpected,
Rang my front doorbell,
‘We're going to be your neighbour, Hey!
It's good to see you, pal.'
He seemed to be totally unaware
Of the grief he'd caused, back when,
I held my tongue and I kept my peace,
‘Okay, I'll see you then.'

A year went by and the house went up
And I grew my hawthorn hedge,
Amanda worked in the garden planting
Seeds and lawn and sedge,
I did my best to avoid her, though
She tried to keep things light,
But chuckled things like, ‘Remember when…'
And I'd say, ‘That's not right! '

‘You made your bed when you left with him,
There are no memories,
I saw you last in his Aston Martin
Waving through the trees.'
‘That was a mistake, I know, ' she said,
‘But things could turn out right,
He goes away on his business trips
And I'm all alone at night.'

I'm sure I said that it wasn't on,
I'm sure I told her to go,
But she was given to plots and schemes
About things I didn't know.
She asked me once for a bag of lime
To use on her roses bed,
And like a fool, I gave her the tool
To let her back in my bed.

Jeremy went on a business trip
And didn't come home at all,
She said he'd gone to America,
Their marriage had gone to the wall.
She came to cry on my shoulder then
Each day, for almost a year,
And in the end, I had given in,
She seemed in a deep despair.

Her garden then was magnificent
For her roses were in bloom,
‘I've never seen such a great display, '
I said, one afternoon.
‘You can thank my husband, Jeremy,
He's been working, all this time,
You're tied to me for eternity
For you supplied the lime! '

11 August 2014