Born For Raising Hell! Poem by David Lewis Paget

He'd always been a schoolyard bully,
You want to know the truth,
He picked on those too young and silly
To stand up to the youth,
He'd ducked the boys in the village pond
And he hurt the girls as well,
And had a tattoo on his chest,
‘Born for Raising Hell! '

He didn't learn, he was much too dumb,
He didn't see the need,
He couldn't tackle a simple sum
Or spell, or write or read,
But he thought the world had owed him some
So he took it, when he could,
And robbed his innocent victims by
Wearing the coward's hood.

The police would carry him into court
And the judge would let him go,
‘He's had a difficult childhood, so
We must be fair, you know! '
And he would laugh when he got outside
And steal the nearest car,
He thought that he was invincible,
Some sort of rising star.

He'd hang with others as dumb as him
Who lived by a borrowed creed,
Adopt a type of a uniform
By growing an ugly beard,
They'd take the gifts of the welfare state
And would swear to tear it down,
‘The time will come that we change the laws
When our army comes to town! '

He tamed a silly, submissive girl
And he beat her black and blue,
Then made her cover from head to foot
So her bruises didn't show,
He taught her to be subservient
To fulfil his every need,
And quoted God, with an iron rod
‘‘Obey' shall be your creed! '

He went to fight in a foreign war
And at first they held their ground,
They slaughtered populations to
Strike fear, in every town,
But a barbarous army like their own
Appeared, and refused to yield,
And he was taken a prisoner
Out there, in a foreign field.

He thought he was going to lose his head
As he'd taken heads, before,
But they were a little more barbarous
In the way that they fought the war,
‘We're sending you back to meet your friends,
But you won't have time to yell…'
Then strapped him onto a missile,
‘There you go… Go Raising Hell! '

4 October 2014