Hey! She can't do this to me!
I'm an American!
I was born and raised in Illinois.
History taught me about Lincoln's Volunteers,
They were the ones who burned Old Dixie down.
I'm the Pepsodent kid,
I have hung out on the skin of my teeth.
My uncle was a dog catcher.
From him, I learned to capture animals in heat.
Where I come from - there is no foolin' around.
Where does she get the nerve?
She leaves me home alone for months on end.
I've known speeds, man, faster than Flash Gordon,
I can fly from planet to planet,
Find and live amongst a whole new breed,
What do I need her for?
Got to be kidding!
I mean... she can't do this to me!
I have studied how the West was won.
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