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Five Ways To Kill A Man

Rating: 3.5

There are many cumbersome ways to kill a man.
You can make him carry a plank of wood
to the top of a hill and nail him to it. To do this
properly you require a crowd of people
wearing sandals, a cock that crows, a cloak
to dissect, a sponge, some vinegar and one
man to hammer the nails home.

Or you can take a length of steel,
shaped and chased in a traditional way,

and attempt to pierce the metal cage he wears.
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Jacob Broderick 08 April 2013

I have huge biceps, as I go to the gym everyday and drink musashi

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Manonton Dalan 23 April 2013

lol... technology kills a man.

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Bill Gates 28 October 2020

Your dad sucks these nuts and it feels goodah!

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fat 25 July 2021

ye i know it feels good

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nottellingyoumyname 02 July 2018

this is not my type of poem and it has been done before, that doesn't mean it is bad though

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Byju v 09 June 2018

It is black humour at its best

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Luke Desmond 05 April 2018

This poem is bad and I think it sucks

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JOHNNY Deep 30 October 2020

Nah, I think your dad is better is better at sucking my

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Luke Desmond 10 September 2019

yah same I aegree

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Stephen W 23 April 2014

Pseudo-clever, but untrue.

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