For Men With Beards Poem by Josephine Dunn

Please don't whinge
About my fluffy minge
When your beard is stubble
Like Barney Rubble.

If your beard was soft
I'm sure it would tickle,
I'd like that a lot
So don't be fickle.

But as it's so short
I think it will scratch,
So why do you need me
To shave off my snatch.

Is it only a whim
To want my quim
As smooth as a peach
That drips down your chin.

If you wear a beard
It's only fair
To enjoy the fact
That pussies have hair.