The present author being, from her mother's milk,
a lover of the poetic effusions of Mr Robert Burns and
all creatures therein (whether mouse, louse, yowe, dug
or grey mare Meg) was nonetheless appalled to find,
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Brilliant! Being a Scot myself of course I know the Burns original off by heart. This riposte is bordering on satire and some no doubt think sacrilege but I think it is great.